Anonymous asked: "Slutty confession: I once got pizza from two different companies in one night."

unempire:

respect on so many levels

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thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via orgasm)

mlysza:

a ping pong draw

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via fake-mermaid)

fohk:

untitled by Jes Cervoni on Flickr.
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

(via alovelystranger)

ileftmyheartintokyo:

Shibuya - 渋谷 by Shoji Kawabata. a.k.a. strange_ojisan on Flickr.
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